Dear Grandmaster,

Hey GM! A boy is crushing
on me but I don't like him. I
fancy his youger brother instead.
What do i do?

-Heartuchi 15

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Dear Heartuchi

In the first place: what a name!!
"Heartuchi," pang bading sa kalye
yun ah! In second place: mahilig
ka pala sa bata. Pedophile ka.
pareho tayo. Hehehe. Ganito, let
the elder brother down gently, so
as not to hurt him. Tapos yun,
tirahin mo yun kapatid nya.

Okay ba?

=Grandmaster