Volume 3/03/06

Dear Grandmaster,

I've heard about so much about you,
people have come to you with their
problems or questions that have been
bugging them and you reply with these
messages. How insensitive of you!
Anyway, how do I deal with a suitor
who does not confrim that he's
courting na pala?

Regards,
Tina, P.On.

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Dear Tina,

I'm flattered that you've heard about me.

Shet, sikat na pala ako.

About your dilemma, you should try
telling him to speak in a language that you
speak-- ay, sorry, oo nga napaka-insensitive ko, sorry,
sabihin mo sa kanya na makipagusap sayo sa lenguahe mo.
nag pipilit ka pa magenglish dyan e.

-Grandmaster

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Hail Grandmaster!

I happen to stumble upon your
blog err.. website and I found
it so interesting! kKeep up the
good err... I mean bad work!
By the way, how do I tell my
girlfriend that she has badbreath?
You know... In a way that she
wouldn't be offended.

Thanks a lot!


Garry, 19, Bel Air

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Hi Garry,

Naks naman! may hail pa! nakakataba naman ng
puso ang iyong comment. Pasensya na, nagdidiet
ako. May Speech Defect ka ba? Hangang sa pagttype
ay meron ka...(errr..)Sip-sip ka naman, kaka-umpisa
ko lang mag-publish, meron na kagad. By any chance
girlfriend mo ba si "nina" ng pbb teen edition? Just asking.

About your problem, always offer her some mint or
candy, so keep a stock aof candies or breath mints
in your pocket.>>
Preferably those Listerine Mouthpacks.
After that, better give her a supply, more like a gift basket
which contains the ff:
toothpaste, mouthwash, floss, toothbrushes,
tongue brush, & mints.

Malay mo, may shortage pala sila pang oral hygiene.

That should give her the idea that she stinks.

=GrandMaster


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I have been blogging since march 2006. I transferred from blogdrive .