Volume 03/01/06


Dear Grandmaster,
How many calories are
there in the average male
ejaculation?

- Chuck, Under the Sea

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Dear Chuckie,

Am I a freakin' science
book to answer that?!
I know this is the help
section but you're
pushing it. But anyway,
the answer is that it is
the same as that of a
raw egg white. There.
Happy?



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Dear Grandmaster,

I'm the captain of the volleyball
varsity team and has always been seen
as just that: an athlete. I realized
that I'm not passionate about or wasn't
exceptional at anything aside from
volleyball and it's beginning to affect
me. I'm bored with this one dimensional
personality.

-Capt., DLSU

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Dear Capt.,

What? You're bored playing with balls?!
You're so lucky to play with a nice
set of balls. I mean, volleyballs. You should
try giving more time to other
things and to try new things, such as other
kinds of balls.

Play nice.

= GrandMaster

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Dear GrandMaster,

I've had admirers but never
boyfriends, and I don't
know why. Friends say I'm
cool. I do ok interacting
with the opposite sex but
somehow no relationship
happens. Am I just a friend
material?

- Dhai, CEU
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Dear Dhai,

I think you should start
shaving your body hair.
Most boys do not like
hairy girls with just one
eyebrow. And try to
look like a girl so they
can identify you as such.
Please refer to the Swan
or to Queer Eye for the
Straight Girl.

Good luck!

= GrandMaster