I'm BACK!

with better and bolder lines!

you know the drill, just email me...


in times like this, a new set of problems arises...

and with that, you need me in your pathetic little lives.

eio guys! i'm terribly sorry for not updating,
you know i have a life... hehehe anyway, this
was taken from my comments and it got
my attention.(well, lucky bastard)


Anonymous said...

what's this a futile attempt to rip off coffee bean?

Or BuddhaBoy if you were able to read Flip.

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Anonymous said...

hey, i guess you are an insane-queer-trying-to-sound-normal-despite-the

-obviousness-of-everything kind of person. Nice try, anyway.

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Dear Anonymous,

i have read flip and i salute Buddha Boy for letting me know that i'm not alone.
he was quite infact my idol. its not my fault kung santo ang idol mo. oo nga pla,
ang haba naman ng description mo sakin, siguro matagal mo rin pinag-isipan yan.
this is blogging and i am free to express whatever i want. im not ripping off someone ,
just because i'm doing my thing unless i take money in exchange, do i charge those
who seek my advice?! anonymous, ang advice ko sayo i hope you stay anonymous and
be alone for the rest of your miserable life. loner ka naman di ba? oo, kilala
kita. go teach someone else or some kids. sinong pathetic sa aten? ciao!

Dear Gm!

Gm, Help me! My long time friend
is getting a boyfriend, and it's not
the first time. I think she's too
young and too childish to be in a
relationship 'cause she's only 13!

Help!

- oreO

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Dear oreO,

Sana di ka talaga oreo na pwede i-twist it, lick it
and dunk it. (mmmm sarap!) About your friend,
tell her not to rush things. But you can't tell her
what to do. Better yet, bantayan mo mo sila, kasi
pag may milagrong mangyayari, di ka na kasali...
(awww, sayang). Bottom line: take care na lang of
your friend. I'm sure, walang matinong mangyayari
sa buhay nun.

=Grandmaster

Dear Grandmaster,

Ikaw ba yan nasa picture?
Ang yabang mo magsalita pero
ang ganyan looks mo!!

-jimbo

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Dear jimbo,

first of all, drawing lang yan.

lastly, putang-ina mo!

yun lang.

=Grandmaster

Dear GM,

I'm what you call a honest and decent
boyfriend. I'm faithful to my girl. Though,
I may not be that understanding nor
give her much of my time to her, I really
can't miss out on my anime shows. I always
give what I can for our relationship. Now,
what I want to ask you is that, "baket di
ako babaero?"

Hoping to be enlightened.

-e.coLi

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Dear e.coLi,

Ang labo mo. Sobra. Nung nabasa ko 'to, I
Remembered yun joke na may taong sumisigaw
sa may padlock ng gate nile dahil daw ang sabi sa
padlock ay "Yale". Sigaw naman siya ng sigaw ang
gago. anyway, kaya ka hinde babaero ay sa dahilang
nanlalalake ka. If i know type mo yung mga lalakeng
napapanood mo sa animax. Naruto at sasuke?!
Capt. Tsubading?! Full Beaded Alchemist!? Haha.
Masasabi ko lang: Mag-ingat.

=Lovingly yours,
Grandmaster

Dear Grandmaster,

How do i tell a girl she irritates
me. I don't like her and I want her
off my back.

-Rheinhart

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Dear Rheinhart,

Why do you want her off your back? is she too
heavy for you to carry her in your back? If you
really can't stand her, it's better to move away
from her. If i were you, (which you're not), I
wouldn't allow myslef to be bother by such low life.
Try telling her, masakit mag piggy back.
That should get her off your back.

-Grandmaster

Dear Grandmaster,

Hey GM! A boy is crushing
on me but I don't like him. I
fancy his youger brother instead.
What do i do?

-Heartuchi 15

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Dear Heartuchi

In the first place: what a name!!
"Heartuchi," pang bading sa kalye
yun ah! In second place: mahilig
ka pala sa bata. Pedophile ka.
pareho tayo. Hehehe. Ganito, let
the elder brother down gently, so
as not to hurt him. Tapos yun,
tirahin mo yun kapatid nya.

Okay ba?

=Grandmaster